There’s no scent more intoxicating than gasoline and no sound more thrilling than the roar of an engine. The world of cars might be light-years away from your interests, but a champion like you is always ready to win a race. And that’s exactly what we’re offering you this weekend: crush the competition during Fast & Horny!

You have the formula to get your fans’ engines revving… and also to leave ‘em running until they’re empty. We’re sure they won’t be able to resist imagining themselves as your co-pilot while you shatter speed limits. Give ‘em the fantasy they’re waiting for, and watch how they help you cross the finish line.

Because this weekend, thirty of you will climb onto the podium as the fastest and share the $1,650 in prizes from our Weekend Ranking.